
Ten years ago today, Super Smash Bros. was released for the Nintendo 64.

Because I’ve wanted nothing more than to play a game where I get my teeth kicked in by a corpulent, short plumber. Bless you, Shigeru Miyamoto for making this dream a reality. (Even though you nerfed Kirby in the later games, you pieces of shit.)

Oh, and Swine Flu is still running rampant. Thanks, Mexico!
-Signed, America.

