Apr 14

MEAT TUESDAY.

Posted by Frauxbot in YAH

MERRY MEAT MONDAY. tuesday

Steak.

Yes, Steak.

While I’m fully aware that I am exactly one month behind of S&BJ day, this goes to prove that steak is the pinnacle of humankind. To sate our bloodthirsty desires of slaughter and further prove our masculinities with the most overcompensatory grills that George Foreman can slap his name upon; steak is a treat that has bestowed far more dreams than it has shattered, and has been our greatest companion through out tribulations and shortcomings in life. Today, I will deliver a comprehensive review of steak, and its significance to us as a whole.

These pictures of steaks shamelessly stolen from Google Images.

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Is there truly anything more American than cooking steak in the backyard? While this is nothing short of fundamental foundation upon the path to having balls of steel, the true man would ideally craft a grill from the engine block of his Dodge’s hemi, powered by pure testosterone and the tears of all of the women that have ever rejected him in the past, due to his unyielding transgressions that is the mental impediment of having a vagina. Let that American flag fly, good sir - as you are our hero for the day. Get that engine running.

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Now, you came here for Steak. (Note the capitalization) So it is Steak you shall receive. In the esteemed, shining star of our evolutionary prowess. Real men don’t need grills, except the platinum kind at 50 Cent concerts.

10 Total TweetBacks: (Tweet this post)
  • en: @josefkenny Are you quite mad, or just odd? 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: @CharlesDivine I certainly would! If they find comfort in giving me money to read for them, who am I to judge or take that away? 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: actually, I have no idea how I'd do either a horoscope OR a crossword LOL 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: @AndyWandy Balls to the couch or shopping?!! 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: @wetarted_chica ehm boats? lol & shops in case it rains or anything 07/06/09 11:56am
  • de: speaks a word or 2 "past the border/über die grenze" 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: cd cover or plastic to rip off ya cd. Remember riding to your local moms and pops music store up first just to get any new no limit-jayz- 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: @jaaaaam and upload it by writing a nice letter in copperplate, sealed with wax, to The Internet. 'Dear Sir. Or Madam...' 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: @CHRISOLSEN123 you giving out prizes or something? 07/06/09 11:56am
  • en: Good morning tweeters, a v-neck sweater with a light weight button down with jeans or a skirt and paired with a vintage necklace #fashion 07/06/09 11:56am

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One Response to “MEAT TUESDAY.”

  1. FascistRobot ...
    April 14th, 2009
    1

    holy awesome, that video is genius!

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