The Internet is one of those things that takes absolute ingenuity to master. Not a voluntary series of events by any means, but a series of flukes and mayhap spur-of-the-moment creations from late-night incursions of absolute stupidity, that it’s infectious to anyone that comes into contact with it. Making that stupidity a continually swinging pendulum of regurgitation, duplication and imitation.

Congratulations, you’ve just read the definition of a meme. Here’s a prize.

On the upside of absolute genius, and mid-1990’s 16-bit sprite-based nostalgia; take twelve minutes to behold the game that never was, but should have always been. Watch it full-screen. Go ahead, I have twelve minutes to wait.

Still not convinced? The only way to properly describe this: