Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

Sep 03

Kid n Play…and Suits!

Posted by FascistRobot in Awesome Locals, Music, Ninjas, Rants, Robots, Videos, YAH

So you’ve been waiting for the next installment of House Party. Maybe you have been hoping to get the scoop on the next hardcore Hip Hop album from the great Kid N Play…well, I think this our lead in! Suits!! You can look as awesome as Kid does in a suit of your very own!

your welcome!

Aug 11

l33t the Parents

Posted by FascistRobot in Excellent Video Tuesday, Gaming, Rants, Videos

the end is awesome enough to watch it for.

You’re welcome!

So you are thinking to yourself, why can’t we get a handle on this crazy swine flu outbreak? Maybe the government and health officials just can’t handle it on their own. How would you run it? would you just let it run its course, survival of the fittest type? Or, would close the borders, move in the military and flush it out with an iron fist? well, now is your chance to eradicate this flu once and for all.

Try out Pandemic: American Swine

just make sure I get the vaccine, that’s all I ask!

Jul 16

bandwidth exceeded!!?!?!?

Posted by FascistRobot in Ninjas, Pirates, Rants, Robots, YAH, Zombies, websites

Hmmm, sorry everyone. I go on vacation for a week, come back and I have a bandwidth exceeded notice on this site. I guess I should have been keeping on eye on my bandwidth allocation a little better.

I guess I had it set far to low for the massive popularity of cute kittens and stupid posts, because I really thought 10GB a month would be enough, I was wrong. I’ve quadrupled it, we’ll see how long this lasts.
until then I need to get caught up and prepared for a cute kitty friday tomorrow.  Have fun!

Jun 22

Inglourious Basterds Trailer #2

Posted by FascistRobot in Rants, Videos, YAH

A new trailer for Inglourious Basterds is out….YES

Jun 18

Fast Food Folk Song

Posted by FascistRobot in Awesome Locals, Music, Rants, Videos

I know this isn’t exactly a commercial, but it IS made by the same guys that brought us the Red House Furniture commercial and TDM Auto Sales. Maybe I’ll just change this to Rhett & Link Thursdays for a while :D
this time we have a very clever drive thru folk song at taco bell.
Sit back and Enjoy

now I want a meximelt!

This weeks Excellent Video Tuesday….is well….pure excellence!

May 19

The Landlord

Posted by FascistRobot in Excellent Video Tuesday, Rants, Videos, YAH

A Funny or Die classic. The landlord…with Will Ferrell

May 14

Red House Furniture Commercial

Posted by FascistRobot in Awesome Locals, Rants, Videos, YAH

this is one brilliant piece of local marketing. They aren’t afraid of tackling the big issues, like race, and where they should purchase their furniture. Don’t take my word for it though, watch it now.

It’s where Black people and White people buy furniture!!

A day of jubilation and even a bit of discord. Today, being the long-awaited release day to the continuation of Bethesda’s episodic magnum opus, Fallout 3 with the ever-awaited expansion via DLC, “Broken Steel”. At least, that was the original intent. Yet, keeping true to Bethesda fashion by trial and error; news of Broken Steel being fucked beyond words should come as surprise to no one. To further ecerbate the already shoddy “Games for Windows” service, it so happens that GFW’s integrated DRM is to blame. Perhaps for once, Bethesda may be absolved from inherently dishing out even more buggy releases in pandemic numbers, yet will ultimately fall upon deaf ears when piracy ultimately delivers a far more functional, and free alternative in respite to the continuing vice so lovingly placed around the necks of those that, Heaven forbid, pay for a remotely functional release. By the time is all said and done; it’ll drive as too little, too late - for those already playing by the blessing of passion-driven volunteering with tons of spare time due to hobby, as opposed that have their time diminished due to pandering to deadlines. Makes it seem a bit dubious with the announced influx of Rogue Warrior and Wet. Maintaining a surplus in market share is a bitch, isn’t it?

Perhaps there will be something to be learned from this, but I highly doubt it. The sheer fact that GFW will likely never be phased out, is paramount to the myriad of failings that we are yet to be subject to.

In the offset of success, however, when the Hell did Trent Reznor get engaged? I can only envision that this will provide more fuel to the 244 GLE of Despair.

This day of confusion and dismay has completely eluded the concept that today is Cinco De Mayo; but because I am white, this has absolutely zero bearing upon me aside from drinking margaritas and eating Cojita’s. So in my desperate attempt to retain some form of relevance, I will gouge my already wounded and emotionally unstable inner child, to bring you another offering of where my childhood has been further raped, in a grueling double-penetration of Solid Snake and Lupin III.

On second thought, this isn’t rape. This is fantastic. Thanks, Internet!