We have a couple of things to share with you today.
First - take a look at this intro for a website that seems to teach you the ways of the lord in mime………yes, I said mime, as in the white faced and gloved, non-talking make you want to punch them in the pee hole kind of mime!
mime church
Next - not to be outdone we also find by the same designers, the most epic of church intros I think the world has ever seen. It kind of reminds me of those old 80’s metal videos (minus the satan loving lyrics of course!)
Finally before I forget, here is your chance to fly like a fighter jet for god! Yes I know that’s Several which more than a couple….screw off
AMEN! Heil Satan, Jesus, God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster
