With the advent of the new Team Fortr Left 4 Dead update this past week, the Survival Pack, updates have been scarce for the past few days. As the past waking nights have been filled with “OH SHIT FUCK BALLS OH GOD WHY asdf”. This is the glory of the vitriol that only unrelenting zombies can induce. Double that terror, when you include Macho Man Randy Savage. That alone doubles your terror for your value (for a pack that’s already free.)

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(Look at the Pee-Wee Herman mod in the related videos for another kind of terror.)

On the TF2 front, TF2 has always garnered us with the ability to wear cute little party hats, to make deathtime fun!

With some interesting datamining in the TF2.gfc file, it is apparent that Valve intends to add some silly headgear for players to wear. Perhaps it is an achievement, or some silly acquisition gained and equipped ala World of Warcraft. (Please god no.) I have stumbled upon this little gem:

“TF_Wearable_Headgear” “Headgear”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Scout” “Batter’s Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Sniper” “Tooth Belt”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Soldier” “Soldier’s Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Demoman” “Fro”     <——- HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Medic” “Medic’s Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Pyro” “Pyro’s Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Heavy” “Football Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Engineer” “Mining Helmet”
“TF_Unique_Headgear_Spy” “Spy’s Helmet”

The Demoman, with a mothafuckin’ afro. Looks like red team will have to find a new medic. I have provided my own speculative artist’s sketch on what the Demoman hat may look like.

I found this depiction with my superb artistry skills to be beyond apt.